BEAUOLOGY 101: I have QUESTIONS…

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“I’m beloved Smith as well as I’ve got Questions….”

by beloved Smith

When it concerns comic books, films, TV shows….LIFE….I have questions, great deals of them. who has the answers?

I’m hoping you do.

Reed Richards as well as The Temples Of Doom.

Reed Richards’s hair. Is it going white, or is it going brunette?

In your “Reader’s Mind” exactly how old are Superman, Batman, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Robin, as well as B’Wana Beast?

If this were 1977, would Burt Reynolds not be the ideal Iron Man/Tony Stark for that time period?

If this were 1977, would Robert Conrad not be the ideal Wolverine for that time period?

Is The Punisher… smiling?

Be honest, just once…one time…wouldn’t you like to checked out an problem of The Punisher where he’s happy, chuckling as well as crackin’ smart the whole issue?

Do you truly comprehend Howard The Duck, or are you just scared others won’t believe you “get it”?

Why don’t superheroes/super villains in all their different costumes ever grumble about exactly how hot they are in the middle of Summer?

Aren’t you glad the films lastly got The Hulk/Bruce Banner right?

Steve Ditko Style

Am I the only one growing up reading the Stan Lee/Steve Ditko amazing Spider-Man age believed that it took location in the 1940s as well as ‘50s?

Do we truly requirement this numerous Batman books?

He can’t keep dates. Can he keep appointments?

When physician Don Blake was Thor, would you have trusted him to show up for your appointment?

Growing up viewing TV as well as reading comic books in the ‘60s couldn’t comprehend why Gilligan (Gilligan’s Island), physician Smith (Lost In Space), as well as Aunt may (Amazing-Spider-Man) weren’t killed off by friends, family, or the writers after their very first appearance…are you with me?

Speaking of 1960s TV, after viewing The Invaders, I never really trusted anybody again. Do I count on you? (That’s right, I’m inspecting YOUR hands to see if you have six fingers…)

Why hasn’t anybody ever written a superhero comic book where only the superheroes wear routine clothes as well as typical people all wear costumes?

Do you believe capes on a superhero are a extremely poor concept for fighting, or are you a slave to fashion?

Amazing fantasy #15 keep Or Sell??

If you had an amazing fantasy #15 in 9.9 condition, (first appearance of Spider-Man) would you keep it, or offer it?

What’s the very first comic book you ever read? Mine was Batman #143.

What’s the most you ever paid for a comic book? (Me, it was Sub-Mariner #17 golden Age. I paid $35.00 in the early ‘80s)

If you might be drawn by any type of comic book artist ever, who would it be? (Mine would be Don Heck)

If The walking Dead were genuine life (In episodes/Issues), exactly how long would you last?

B’Wana Beast Is King!

If you might be one superhero, who would it be? (Me—B’Wana Beast, ‘cause I’m just that crazy.)

What character would you like to see get their own marvel movie? (Me, Sub-Mariner)

What character would you like to see get their own DC Comics movie? (Me, B’Wana Beast.)

Who wins in a fight, The Juggernaut or Doomsday?

Sub-Mariner Vs. Aquaman

Who wins in a fight, Aquaman or The Sub-Mariner?

Who wins in a fight, The Hulk or B’Wana Beast? (B’Wana Beast-every time. “Nothing stops Me!”)

Beau Smith Vs. Billy Tucci!

Who wins in a fight, beloved Smith or Billy Tucci?

Thank you for reading, believing about, as well as answering (even in your mind) these questions. I appreciate your time, your thoughts, as well as you tolerating my always childish ways. That leads me to my last as well as hardest question….

Do We have To grow Up?

Why do we have to grow up?

Your eternal child,

Beau Smith

The flying Fist Ranch

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